June 2012
buttpatrol:
house-of-horrors:
OMGFGFG
never 4get
omgg
keefvanhorn:
r u turned on
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
Awwww
Me: Why do you like your girlfriend?
Friend: I don't know
Me: HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW?
Friend: Because I like everything about her
ididcokewithkatemoss:
¿¿¿¿¿¿¿did you know that it was actually me who was supposed to star in that Versace ad and not Sean O’pry???????
LOOOOOOOOOOL wtf marvin HHHAAHAH
nosdrinker:
Does anybody even have insurance from The General
their commercials look like they were made on a calculator