de-rezzz: boba—fett: mypradasatthecleaneretc: qtpiegurk: expensiveweave: nzafro: My grandfather died and left my family this video will. R.I.P papi. i was expecting to cry but then the video happened OMG i’m crying tears… OF LAUGHTER. HELP ME I’M FROZEN IN LAUGHTER AHAHAHAHAHA Oh. My. God.
pinkranger: i really want a uke so i can make singing videos even tho i suck lol i have oneeeeeee. lets make videos together(;
chiachiaa: anyotherworldd: LMFAO. aww lol
mom: wow honey you're so beautiful you could get any person you want
people on the internet: you're so pretty why are you single
your crush: get out of my way you demented potato
Awww the vending machine is so nice! It’s telling me to have a nice day! ^_^– hoyjoyy (via simplecanbesplendid) oh you already know(;
ironlunghonor: I didn’t understand a thing but the funniest thing about this is that her name is Mary. …and someone buy me Mary’s outfit for Xmas. Don’t forget the flip flops. tell me why i laughed so hard at the ending
i hate having a problem where i cant do anything to solve it. all i can do is sit here and move on.
I'm not girlfriend material
shirleychen: I feel like I make a really good friend though. It’s just easier to be myself when I’m around guys that I’m not attracted to. I think I would spend too much time trying to impress the guy and trying to get him to like me. Yes pathetic I know, and that’s why I should just stay single for a very long time. I guess that’s why some people say that the best relationships start off with...
What ever happened to "dates"?
aksand-toes: All everyone talks about now is fucking. Oh you’re sexy I wanna plow you. What about, “you are beautiful, let me take you out sometime?” I am tired of everyone wanting to just bust a nut. Romance is amazing. Keep it classy people, ask for dates instead of sex.
i made a new friend on the plane
ripkamsud: dis us this us actin crazy smooches to u hataz ewwww y’all ugly dis us sleep of course we cute we black
simplecanbesplendid: have you ever felt like you used to be funnier back then, but now you’re all shy and mute?